Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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