I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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