Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
God I need to hump something, right now.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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