He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Houston, we have a blender
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
