Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I will die if light touches me.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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