I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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