Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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