This girl is more easily done than said...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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