i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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