it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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