You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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