The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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