plz talk dirty to me
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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