fuck your aforementioned shoe
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
