please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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