just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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