school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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