No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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