...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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