So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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