just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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