Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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