Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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