I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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