is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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