I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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