I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
