remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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