google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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