I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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