it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Hippo gnu deer
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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