come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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