my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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