just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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