She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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