You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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