therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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