Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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