Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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