I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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