That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
did you just send me my own nude
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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