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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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