but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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