Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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