I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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