It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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