Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
it's like heaven, but drunker
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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