yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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