Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Randomize