The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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