dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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