if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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