Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
